Friday, August 8, 2014

Stoner's Relics

So this morning, Patty is with Stoner Van Houten, perusing his relics as he checks in on facebook. She is helping him vacuum seal the most perishable items with her trusty Seal-A-Meal.

Some of his most interesting finds include this piece of wood, that has been painted light blue in the same shade as many of the old buildings at Spahn Ranch. For comparison, here is acolor photo of Bill Vance inside the Longhorn Saloon from Cielodrive.com:


Probably most interesting to Patty because she just finished a brutal two years of biochemistry are these pieces of professional grade lab glass. The one on the left has been dubbed by Stoner's facebook following "Sadie's Butt Plug."
So are these props from a movie set, or...wtf?

Stay tuned because tonight is El Coyote and Cielo Drive. PS: Colonel, fuck you. Patty says that with love, of course.





11 comments:

AustinAnn74 said...

That's Bill Vance? I have never seen that photo. I don't know how Stoner can have all those relics in his house. I remember Liz mailed me a rock from Spahn's ranch, and I was too much of a p*ssy to keep it in my house. I have it down by the creek, which is down the street from my house. When I go walking down there, I always go look at Spahn's rock. Sometimes evil things can "attach" to objects, well, take for instance, Sadie's butt plug. hahah....

Panamint Patty said...

Today Stoner found a woman's leather shoe and several old beer cans. Fun to imagine who they may have belonged to...

Doc Sierra said...

Boy, that really does look like a butt plug....... From what I've heard.....

nene said...

Out of curiosity, did anyone sniff the relic to try to confirm wether its a booty hole plug? Or at least give it a taste?

Well if it is , it was probably good 'ol susies. But then again Bobby boy looks like he may have enjoyed a fudge packing

John Seger said...

OMG! LOL! LOL!@nene, you rock!!!

Doc Sierra said...

nene said...
Well if it is , it was probably good 'ol susies. But then again Bobby boy looks like he may have enjoyed a fudge packing.
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I recall reading an interview with Bobby and if my memory serves me he said the Packers and the Oilers were his Superbowl predictions for that year.....

orwhut said...

If Sadie had taken the plug on the trip to kill Nader she might have held her poop.

Matt said...

Orwhut, maybe it would have come out quickly in that case and made a sound like a pop gun!

orwhut said...

Pop! Goes the a$$ hole.

Panamint Patty said...

OMG Whut, LOL

orwhut said...

Patty,
If you say it fast, it can be made to sound kind of like pop goes the weasel.