Friday, September 9, 2011

End of Summer Pool Party Raffle

Pool at Myers Ranch

Pool at Barker Ranch

As the end of summer has arrived we here at Eviliz are holding a raffle to win THE ultimate "First Annual Eviliz Nude End of Summer Pool Party." All expenses paid for by us. Well, as long as Matt has not run his hands through the petty cash drawer again.

Eviiz Inc. will be providing all the necessary fixins for a kick ass party. A few kegs of beer, some cheap boxed wine, weed, LSD, hot dogs, hamburgers and of course for our vegan friends, veggie burgers.

Yes you may bring your significant others, children, immediate family, friends and dogs.
Bring an instrument so we can all jam out around the fire at night. Patty and Eviliz have invested in mandolin lessons for the occasion. We also ask that everyone bring one blunt wrap, and one side dish or dessert.


There can only be one winner but almost everyone from the blog is invited. Watch your snail mail for the invitation. If you don't receive your invite by September 16th, it means we don't like you, but tolerate your presence.

The winner will be given the choice of two locations for the shindig. Barker Ranch or Myers Ranch.
Remember it is a nude pool party. Ken our paparazzi will be trying out his newest digital camera. Which means, photos will be taken. Make sure your "downstairs" is in picture taking order.
And as always, there is a catch.

The catch- You must bring one Manson Family member with you as a guest. Oh, and if you choose Myers Ranch as the location and Cappy as your guest, leave your Grandma at home. I am not sure which Family member I will be bringing yet. Tentatively Clem, if he is not busy playing a gig somewhere. LOL. Which Family member will you be bringing?









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39 comments:

  1. orwhutSeptember 9, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    Grump,
    I like the pix. If you have any more of Myers Ranch, I sure would appreciate seeing them.

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  2. Cease2September 9, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    F*ck it. If invited, I'm gonna buck the trend and bring Sandy along.

    I'm bound to piss her off, especially as I'll be driving us in my custom dune-buggy, powered by gallons of sap from freshly felled Giant Redwoods.

    That'll give me a chance to break away & chase Country Sue around that nice round pool at Myers, before making up with Blue and getting a threesome going.

    It'll be Sue, Blue & Cease2!

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  3. Ken619September 9, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    Me too, Grump!

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  4. Panamint PattySeptember 9, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    Oh God Ken, that new avatar is too much...you are cracking Patty up.

    Patty hopes that Snake will take her up on an invite so we can talk about how we went to the same University, albeit about 15-20 years apart. You wanna talk about pool parties...we had some doozies in our day!

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  5. MattSeptember 9, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    Matt will be there with Little Patty. She was bad ass! The Mattster likes bad-ass biker chicks with no conscience!

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  6. evilizSeptember 9, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    CEASE 2- You Rock!

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  7. GrumpFromPahrumpSeptember 9, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    The most recent Myers pictures I have are from after the 1999 fire. I'll send them to Liz and she if she feels they are worth posting.

    The rebuilt structure there is awesome! I saw it a few years ago, but no pictures:(

    I'll get some pictures of it in the spring.

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  8. Panamint PattySeptember 9, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    Yes please Grump!

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  9. Stacey L.September 9, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    Can I come if I named one of my children after a family member?

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  10. Panamint PattySeptember 9, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    That should count for something, Stacey. Is she old enough to pour the martinis?

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  11. Stacey L.September 9, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    She's a fast learner!

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  12. evilizSeptember 9, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    Stacey L. said...
    Can I come if I named one of my children after a family member?

    NO cheating!

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  13. leary7September 9, 2011 at 9:33 PM

    I don't think it would be a party without Lady Dangerous and the Monfort boys. But we would have to get Liz one of those 100 foot high lifeguard stands to sit on and all of Lottsapoppa's decendants to sit at the base and guard her Evilness.

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  14. adamSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    OK ladies, which one of you is going to bring Donkey Dick?

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  15. Panamint PattySeptember 9, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    Patty knew somebody would bring him up as soon as Liz stipulated clothing optional LOL

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  16. ACFisherAldagSeptember 10, 2011 at 1:49 AM

    Can ya postpone this hootenanny 'til March 2012 after Charles gets parolled?

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  17. MattSeptember 10, 2011 at 5:15 AM

    I think bringing CM would get you into the party, Ace. I'd be impressed...

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  18. leary7September 10, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    Charles on parole would certainly prove the Mayans correct. Or is it the Aztecs? I get my football teams mixed up.

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  19. adamSeptember 10, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    I'm gonna invent a time machine so I can bring mid 70's Susan Atkins to the party... actually wait, fuck the party, I'm just gonna invent a time machine and grab mid 70's Susan! Yum Yum!

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  20. revatronSeptember 10, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    Ruth and I will be there with Honolulu hamburgers and everyones favorite party game, Russian Roulette!

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  21. hippichick40September 10, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    I'm bringing Gypsy. We'll rock the karaoke.

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  22. orwhutSeptember 10, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    I'll send them to Liz and she if she feels they are worth posting.

    Grump,
    Thank you very much. I haven't seen very many photos of Barker Ranch.

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  23. rfoster1September 10, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    I guess that leaves me to round up Red and drag her out there. But, I don't think she'll want to go ;)

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  24. brownriceSeptember 10, 2011 at 11:57 PM

    hmmm... might have to dig up some Orange Sunshine and swim to America...

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  25. Ken619September 11, 2011 at 1:37 AM

    OH NO!!! I'm not stuck with Pat, am I?

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  26. Cease2September 11, 2011 at 2:31 AM

    'fraid so, Ken. Either Pat or Mother Mary.

    Life's a bitch sometimes, ain't it?

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  27. adamSeptember 11, 2011 at 3:18 AM

    Take one for the team Ken.

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  28. Shak ElSeptember 11, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    Gov Brown can be unpredictable at times and the state is under a court order to discharge prisoners and not to let politics interfere. So who knows CM may have a shot this time.

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  29. Ken619September 11, 2011 at 9:12 PM

    Alright, I'll take one for the team. I'm going to show up with a razor in hand, but somebody else is going to have to shave her!

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  30. ACFisherAldagSeptember 11, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    Don't forget her back.

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  31. evilizSeptember 12, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    Ken619 said...
    Alright, I'll take one for the team. I'm going to show up with a razor in hand, but somebody else is going to have to shave her!


    KEN- THE ULTIMATE PAPARAZZI AND WINGMAN!!!!!
    Matt offered to shave Katie!

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  32. evilizSeptember 12, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    adam said...
    OK ladies, which one of you is going to bring Donkey Dick?
    Patty is but she doesn't want her husband to know.
    shhhh

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  33. Panamint PattySeptember 12, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    DD's D will look like a used up gold crayon next to Mr. Patty's frighteningly enormous manhood!

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  34. adamSeptember 12, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    Who's going to guard the buffet from fatty Hoyt?

    P.S. Ken, it might be a good idea to keep Pat from the steak knives.

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  35. MattSeptember 12, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    "used up gold crayon"

    Ok, that made me laugh.

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  36. Ken619September 12, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    As long as Matt is shaving her, I'll show up. I'm going to need more than just a couple of paper bags though. And....if I even THINK someone is laughing at me, I'm going to sic her on them!

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  37. adamSeptember 12, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    Am I the only one who thinks that Pat was (just about)passable back in the day?

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  38. MattSeptember 13, 2011 at 6:04 AM

    yes

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  39. Cease2September 13, 2011 at 8:24 AM

    Always seemed that Charlie's big thing was making the girls with a bad self-image like Pat feel really beautiful, and that bonded them to him. Especially the early recruits - Mary, Lynette & Pat.

    A standard pimping ploy, I guess. But Charlie's pursuit of a record deal made it more useful to have a harem instead of have the gals turning tricks on the street.

    The girls who know they're conventionally attractive smile for the camera more. Pat was generally a non-smiler.

    Squeaky's "personality-plus" & smiley child-like features & demeanour always seemed to make her super attractive though, compared to Pat & Mary.

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