Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Natural Born Killers: Whose ratings were higher?

WAYNE
I have a television show. It's very popular. Every week we do a profile on a different serial killer. You don't mind if I call you a serial killer, do you?

Mickey shakes his head no.

WAYNE
The episode we did on Mickey and Mallory was one of our most popular ones.

MICKEY
Did you ever do one on John Wayne Gacy?

WAYNE
Yes.

MICKEY
Whose ratings were higher?

WAYNE
Yours.

MICKEY
How 'bout Ted Bundy? Ever do one on him?

WAYNE
Yes.

MICKEY
Whose ratings were higher?

WAYNE
Yours.

MICKEY
Good... yuppie piece of shit.

WAYNE
What I'd like to do --

MICKEY
How 'bout Manson?

WAYNE
Manson beat you.

MICKEY
Yeah, it's pretty hard to beat the king.