It was a small c-word festival as well. I the American c, was joined by Alice the British c. She flew over from "across the pond" for the c/Christmas festival.
We we're all shocked when The Col graced us with his presence (he really is NOT Don Murphy) and guess who he had with him? Nancy Monfort. She said being the holidays and all, she forgives me.
And Saint-dear Saint-he was in charge of blog moderation during the festival and - he can type like a mofo with his d*ck in his hand. Tom was there, being ever the gentleman defender he is. Hippie Chick worked karaoke and we all sang songs from the "Lie" album. Thelma and Louise graced us with their presences and they actually brought Brad Pitt. I bet Angie was pissed.
As midnight approached the house phone rang. It was Charlie. Apparently he got the new cell phone Candy and Nuts sent him for Xmas. He asked if "we had Prince Albert in a can." Silly old man. After the clock struck midnight Shawn read passages from Helter Skelter. Maybe The Bug was right? Same time and place next Xmas everyone???
LOL - very nice :)
Maybe next year Ill throw you all a bone ( boner?)....
Good stuff Liz!!
Well it was a bit of a struggle getting over the pond, what with all the snow. Luckily some fat old geezer gave me a lift on his flying sleigh (those reindeer are a bit whiffy). Well worth the effort though! I'm currently swimming back. It's very bracing mid-Atlantic. Should be safe back at home a week next Wednesday...
alice you forgot your swimming goggles!!!
Ah well, they leave this horrible indent around my eyes anyway. I want to look my best for any passing sailors.
*swishes wet hair seductively*
Sorry I miss it. I was going to bring Donkey Dan so you could all throw darts at his (you know). He said he could not come, Something about guns and women.
An awesome party, let's do it again next year.
made sure it was verizon can yu hear me now?
lol! Liz! After Charlie called, and Shawn was reading HS passeges, I looked at my watch and it had stopped! I can't wait for the New Years Eve Festival of C*nts! Oh, and Upon closer inpection, I realized Santa Claus really is Jerry Garcia...He's still trying to figure out the Pizza Tapes.
Okay so if you say the Col is not Don Murphy, I will now believe it. Damn I'm gullible. If I had been around in '67, I prolly would have asked my mom for a permission slip to get on the bus, too.
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